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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Massie is a fatass

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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