- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Your Mum is soo fat.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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