To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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