You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Chuck Norris is dead......

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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