- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

FUCK THE JEWS

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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