- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

jibby jobby

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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