why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Miscarriages.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Women

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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