What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Anti Joke

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