- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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