Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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