Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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