- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

your mom was so fat that she died.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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