- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Title IX

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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