- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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