- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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