Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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