What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

It's all Taggart

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Q

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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