A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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