What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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world peace

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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womens rights.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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