- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

i like it in the mouth

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

richard is fag

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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