- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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