- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

anal seepage

book 'em danno

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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