How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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jibby jobby

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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