- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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