- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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