- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A women in the kitchen.

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