- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Ask me if im a tree? No

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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