Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Badabing.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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