- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Knock Knock. Come in.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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