sorry got to poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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