- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

I forgot what i was gonna say

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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