A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Terraria

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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