What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

My dad

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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