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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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