- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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