What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Yanter, Look it up

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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