Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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