A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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