Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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women's rights

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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wael.. nuff said

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What is red? A rock painted red

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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