- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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