You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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