- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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