The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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A man did not like this site

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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antijoke is the best website.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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