- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What is the difference?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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