- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A train poops its pants.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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