A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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