Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Oh, right

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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