- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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