Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +10

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I need to start studying.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

thumb_up thumb_down +8

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My Boyfriend

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

thumb_up thumb_down +8

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops