why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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