Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Vagina Boob

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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