What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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CFL

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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