How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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