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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

race-car = rac-ecar

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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