Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Your moms so old. She might die soon

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

a black guy hates chicken.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

No soap radio

President Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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