- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

I forgot what i was gonna say

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