- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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