What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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