- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 + 2 = 4

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Cancer.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What did the old man say? Im old

whats worse than a kane nothing

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Women's Rights.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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