What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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A man did not like this site

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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