just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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