- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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