- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock Know! Come in!

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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my egg roll

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.