- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Miscarriages.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Women

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

How's the weather? Good.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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