- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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