- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I'm gay.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

cancer

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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