- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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