What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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