who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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rocky is here again.......................

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Women's Rights.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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