- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

a skinny sumo wrestler

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