- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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