- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

batman has diarrhea

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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