How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A black student graduated High School

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Women's rights...

What is your bill about? Clinton

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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