Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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