- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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