- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!