- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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