Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Anti Joke

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