name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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