What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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