- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

rocky is here again.......................

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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