why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What's your guys names?

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Jayden Eccles

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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