- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

taking out the trash... at night

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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