AIDS.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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God. God.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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