Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

the holocaust

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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