- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Women

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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