- Anti Joke

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

why did the black guy die? cancer

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

hey hey apple

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A seal walks into a club.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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