- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

haha Otarts was here

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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