What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

justin littleton being sucessful

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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