- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Title IX

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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