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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why? Why Not?

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Penis.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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