- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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